Funny Hiking Captions: 69+ Ready to Use Templates and Ideas

Funny Hiking Captions: 69+ Ready to Use Templates and Ideas

Are you looking for the perfect funny hiking captions that will make all your friends laugh? Look no further! We've gathered some of the funniest hiking captions out there. Whether you're a seasoned hiker or just starting out, these captions will definitely make your hike more enjoyable. So, get ready to hike with a smile on your face – thanks to these hilarious hiking captions!

38 Funny Hiking Captions

Funny Hiking Captions
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  1. I’m not lost, I’m exploring.
  2. When you're hiking and your friend says, "I'm not sure we can get back up that."
  3. Hiking is a great way to get away from your problems. However, the problem then becomes getting back home!
  4. A day hike with my dog turned into a #hikeabout when we found this trail!
  5. Don’t worry, I’m not lost…I just really like this view!
  6. "I’m not lost, I just don’t know where I am.” -Dory
  7. I’m just going to take a nap right here because I can. #hiking
  8. I’m not sure why, but I feel like this trail is about to end.
  9. I’ve never been so close to death. 💀
  10. I can’t believe we hiked all the way to the top of this mountain just to have to hike back down again!
  11. I’m not lost… I just like to walk around in the woods. #hiking
  12. I’m going to hike the Grand Canyon, but first I have to fly over it.
  13. It’s hard to find a good view up here. I think the trees are blocking it. 🌲🍂
  14. I’m hiking the Appalachian Trail, and I keep getting lost.
  15. Hiking the #grandcanyon is a great way to get back in touch with nature.
  16. The #hiking trail is a little more difficult than I expected, but at least my new #adventure backpack has plenty of room for snacks!
  17. Hikers on the trail: “That was a great hike!”
  18. I’m taking a selfie to remember this view. #hikingselfie
  19. So I’m hiking alone and thinking about how funny it would be if a bear attacked me. #bearattack
  20. When you’re hiking with a bunch of friends and you realize that all the pictures look exactly the same.
  21. The hike was more challenging than I expected, but the view was worth it.
  22. I’m not lost. I just have no idea where we are.
  23. I’m not sure if I want to go hiking or take a nap. 🤔
  24. You can’t see the forest for the trees.
  25. I’m not lost, I just don’t know where I am.
  26. I’m so glad I packed a snack because this hike is exhausting! #hiking
  27. I’m hiking to the top of this mountain, and I’m not turning around until I see a bear.
  28. Hiking with my dog and I found a new species of tree!
  29. You know you’re a hiker when the only thing that makes sense to eat is an entire bag of trail mix and some beef jerky.
  30. I don’t understand why we need to take the stairs when there are perfectly good trees around.
  31. When you’re hiking and the only thing that keeps you going is your iPhone.
  32. I’m so glad I brought a map. Not only is it useful for finding my way, but also to wipe the sweat off my brow! #hiking #wanderlust
  33. If you keep walking, it’s like the trail just goes on forever.
  34. I’m not really sure how long I can stay in this #hiking mood. My feet are killing me and the view is so boring 🐶🌲
  35. I thought I saw a bear, but it was just my reflection in the lake.
  36. I’m not sure if this is the right path. I don’t think we should turn back, but at the same time, I feel like it might be a bad idea to keep going…
  37. I’m a #hiker and I have no shame!
  38. The view from the top of #mt.fuji is breathtaking, but it’s nothing compared to the view my new #nashville neighbor gave me when we were hiking together this weekend 🌻🌿

41 Funny Hiking Captions With Friends

  1. We’re hiking the #grandcanyon. And all I can think about is how much water we have left…
  2. We’re lost and I have no idea how to get us out of here.
  3. Hiking with my #friends is the best. Don’t you love it when you make memories that last forever?
  4. I’m not sure if I can make it through this hike. My friends have abandoned me and now I am alone in the wilderness 🌲🍃
  5. When you go hiking with your friends and they leave you behind because they're so fast 🏃🏽‍♀️
  6. I’m not sure I can handle this hike anymore. Please, don’t abandon me!
  7. Just when I thought the hike couldn't get any worse, my friend slipped and fell into a ravine.
  8. I’m so glad I brought my #friends to the #hiking trail. We had such a blast!
  9. We’re not lost, we just don’t know where we are.
  10. I was hiking with my friends, but I got lost and now I'm all alone.
  11. I’m so glad I got to spend the weekend with my friends! #friendsareforever
  12. I’m not sure I can take this anymore!
  13. I’m not going to make it, guys! I can feel my body shutting down. The cold is killing me…
  14. I’m not sure if I can make it, guys.
  15. I’m going to miss you, California. But I can’t wait to hike in the mountains of Tennessee with my new friends!
  16. “Dude, I’m not going to make it! Can you help me out?”
  17. Just another day at the office. #hikingwithfriends
  18. The hike is a lot easier when you have great friends to explore with.
  19. We’ve been hiking for hours. I can’t wait to get home and take a nap 🌲
  20. The best kind of hike is the one with friends. #hikingwithfriends
  21. “I’m not sure if this is the right way to go, but I’ll follow you. #hikebuddy #funnyfriendshikingcaptions
  22. Hiking with friends is the best way to spend a weekend! 🌲
  23. Hiking with my #besties is a lot of fun. I’m so glad we live near these beautiful trails!
  24. #hiking is where the #fun really starts. I’m so glad my friends and I can share this beautiful moment with each other 🎶🌲
  25. Hiking with my bestie, #dontworryboutme 😉
  26. Hiking with my best friends, talking about the future.
  27. My #hiking buddies and I are so happy to be out of the office today. We’re having a blast!
  28. I don’t know why I let you talk me into these trips.
  29. “I’m not sure if I want to keep going, but I know that I don’t want to stop.” — Unknown
  30. “I’ve got the snacks!”
  31. "Oh, I'm so glad we're doing this. It's just what I need to get out of my head."
  32. “I’m not going to hike this trail, it looks too dangerous. I think we should go back.”
  33. I’m not going to tell you that this hike wasn’t hard. It was really, really hard. But I will say it was worth it in the end!
  34. I’m not sure I should be hiking with these people…
  35. I’ll take the trail less traveled. It has fewer people on it.
  36. My friends and I are hiking the California coast. We’re so excited! #california
  37. I’m not sure if this is the right trail. I think I might be lost…
  38. I’m not sure why I came
  39. I’m not going to be the one who carries all of this stuff back down. to this #hiking trip. All my friends are so annoying!
  40. I don’t know why I keep going on these hikes with my friends. They never listen to me when I try to tell them which trail is the best one.
  41. I don't think I'm ready for this hike.

With the right caption, you're guaranteed to get a laugh and enjoy your hike even more. I hope these funny hiking captions inspire you to explore the great outdoors while also making some new friends on Instagram or Twitter. Which of these do you think is best for this post? Let me know in the comments!

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